1.What is a slug? A snail with housing problem!
2. why was the father centipede so upset? Because his kids needed 200000 pairs of shoes!
3.what do nervous cows give you? Milkshake!
4.why is 6 afraid of seven?because 7 ate 9!
5.when is a cook bad? When he beats an egg!
6.why do apes have big noses? so they can pick it!
7.whats a worms favourite food?sand on toast!
8.what do you step on when it rains.a poodle!
9.why is a snail stronger than an elephant? Because a snail caries it’s house and an elephant carries it’s trunk!
10.what do bees ride?the buzz!
Compiled by Anya from many sources :)
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