JOKES&UPDATES

Q: What do you get if you mixed your principal with a wooden club?
A: A headache

Q: What is a slug?
A: A snail with housing problems

Q:If you threw yourself into a black pond, whaddaya get?
A: Wet

Q: What is a horse plus a sore throat?
A: Hoarse

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Hey guys! Did you know that I'm fasting? Do you even know what fasting IS? Do you even know WHY I'm fasting? Hah? Hah!?
CRACK!
(I smashed the window)
"Anya!!!! I just fixed that!"
"Sorry, mum!"
Now, it is Ramadhan. If you wanna know what that is, then you'd better have Internet and Google.

                                                          ~See Ya!